Little Deviants

Little Deviants is a mini-game compilation developed by Bigbig studios who is know defunct so no one will care if I bash this game. But is it a shining example of mini-games or is it a poo in the Vita’s pants. The gameplay is made up of broken gimmicky mini-games. The game feels like it…

Starhawk Review

Starhawk is the spiritual successor to Warhawk but is Starhawk great or apocalyptically bad? The gunplay is competent and the build and battle system is awesome. Gunplay isn’t perfect since there is regenerating. The scabs feel like pests and will swarm you which makes the game intense. The game looks great especially when you’re flying…

The Amazing Spider-Man Review

The Amazing Spider-Man is the movie tie-in to the film of the same name. Is it as good as Spiderman 2 or does it fail terribly. The best part of Spider-Man 2 was the web swinging but in the Amazing Spider-Man they dumb it down and you hold down a button. So they fucked up…

The Ratchet & Clank Trilogy Review

The Ratchet & Clank Trilogy is here but is it a trip down memory lane with roses or landmines. The gameplay hasn’t taken any hits with the same awesome guns. Ratchet 1 feels dated but that’s fine because this isn’t claiming to be a remake just an HD re-release. Speaking of which the HD looks…

Saints Row: The Third Review

Saints Row: The Third is a sandbox game where you do crazy things does this game fall flat or is it great. The shooting is functional, there are no cover mechanics because the game trusts you can put something between yourself and hot lead without cuddling up to it like you want to shag it…

Portal 2 Review

Portal 2 is massively popular with geeks, do I agree or do I want to shit on those nerd’s graves. The portal mechanics are creative. Some puzzles are frustrating and completely obtuse which made me put down the game. The new gel system is fun and makes for fun puzzles. The connecting elements drag on…

FIFA 08 Review

If you think reading is for chumps check out the video review http://youtu.be/Nh2pFGeWqMY Heads up, this is a redux of the 2013 review to coincide with the new review on YouTube. FIFA 08 is a soccer game that came out in 2007. Yes we’re going to review a game from 2007 in 2015. But is this game…